Because this is a complete Dilbert strip. Please, Mr. Scott - make the next one like this? :)
I sweat - this is was the weirdest chat in my life (grammar and all that are original):
Me: Good morning ;)
A Person: no need to wink
AP: I don't like it
AP: not professional
Me: Am I winking?
Me: sorry for the non-professional offense
AP: You emoitcons
ah… I don't have any icons actually. It just looks like semicolon
followed by a parenthesis. Didn't know it is unprofessional. It
is in IT industry. In fact, it came from IT Me: Sorry, if you've found it weird or something. AP: just unprofessional. Leave it at that.